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Jimmy Kimmel Rejoices Over Trump’s Upcoming Annual Physical: “Someone Will Be Squeezing His B*** For A Change”

Olivia Brown
Olivia Brown
Published April 9, 2025
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Jimmy Kimmel could not matter less than President Donald Trump has an annual physicist scheduled this Friday.

The night host made it clear on Tuesday’s episode of the duration of Live When he shared a public networks recently from the president who announced that “he never felt better” before his physical examination, despite the current state of the economy.

It doesn’t matter how Americans can feel today, Kimmel said: “The good news is that the president wants us to know it’s fine.”

“It’s fun because the rest of us never feel worse,” he continued. “And, by the way, why do we need to know that? As if my dad told me that I was going to his annual physical Friday, he would say:” Very well, if the doctor will die, let’s know. “

Kimmel speculated that Trump made the announcement to make it clear that it was a scheduled visit and not an emergency.

“Anyway, I am going to be an excellent report,” he joked. “Allow me to guess, their physical strength and resistance are extraordinary, their blood pressure is amazing and is, with much, the healthiest president to accumulate the economy of the night.”

The joke won audience cheers while continued.

“After all, he has passed us, it will be good to know that on Friday someone more will squeeze their balls for a change,” Kimmel added.

Kimmel has long been a vocal critic or Trump’s policy. But only this nocturnal host has begun to realize that their monologues are almost completely spent that they will have on the state of America under the administration of President Trump. So much so, he admitted that it has become difficult to remember what he used to joke in the program before his approach changed to politics.

“I have to say in which crazy country we live. It’s hard to remember what things we used to worry,” he said. To prove his theory, Kimmel took out a clip he shared Live 20 years ago, on April 8, 2005. The dumb clip in question simply showed a woman rampant about her dog biting her.

“Everything is very serious now,” he said.

Jimmy Kimmel Live Airs Weeknights at 11: 35/10: 35c in ABC.

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